Apparently, I'm most likely to be arrested for:

Sodomy, according to Andrew MacAskill.
Drug possession, according to Christine Sturdy.
Tying people up and gagging them with stolen underwear, according to Nadine Radford.
Rape and skat crimes, according to Hannah Tait.
Being in Nemo's company, according to himself.
Indecent exposure, according to Jordan Farquhar.
Underage drinking, according to Yaisha Mulvey.
And Thomas Wymer implied that I may be willing to sell my body..

Cheers folks. o.O